It could be true.....
Having a birthday sometime this weekend and I plan to visit my gf in Victoria. We may head over to Vancouver and see the sights of the big city. Wonder if Yan's restaurant is still open? Maybe I can get his autograph for The Reject. Got the complete set of Monty Python on DVD for an early bday present from the kiddies. 24.5 hours of Python - it's great to be alive!
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read
them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people
they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See
the list below...
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside.
Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life
and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good
each day if you try.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin,
however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They
can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to
work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't
worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies.
Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always
have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about
aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to
work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and
play. You are a night person and mind your own business.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to
the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living
room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have
very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They
love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the
essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself
a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play
hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life,
you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where
do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs
and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your
fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved
ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism
will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that
people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what
the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have
anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you?
Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your
interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility. Current Mood: okay